These are a few things I love slash hate lol enjoy!
1. Love being complimented on my stilettos,....hate going home to realize my poor footsies are sore and pink.
--deal with it body. you'll just have to evolve to be able to support these 115 pounds.
2. Love seeing little poochies with their oddly cute bug eyes,....hate not being able to take them all home with me. ---If i people can follow me on Facebook why can't I have a hoard of puppies following me? It seems legit.
3. Love spending time with my boyfriend/best friend,....hate that his gamer score is exceedingly higher than mine. --the only thing this proves is that he is a controller hog and plays more than I do. Lol the picture below is probably how our future, future, fuuuuuuuture baby's first photo will look like LOL. priceless.
4. Love that my campus bathrooms are so pretty and even have flowers on the counter tops,....hate that each one has an annoying stall with a huge gap between the door. Creepy perverts! ---(must sit in "the thinker" position...knees together, elbow rest on knee, and hand on chin....just in case.)
5. Love seeing cute chubby babies in all their glory,....hate hearing "Oh can you hold him/her real quick while i go (insert here)?" ----lady, take a good look at me. I'm a scrawny armed, 5' tall, looking trendy nerd/hipster/call it whatever you will... YOU BETTA BE BACK QUICK.
6. Love to paint my nails ALL the time, it makes me feel good. dam good.,......hate realizing i have to shower after and when I'm done my nails look like i tried to scrape the polish off with sandpaper. gross. ---and why is glitter nail polish such a B. to get off?!? Product malfunction? NO. the glitter flakes just love you. Everything is better with glitter added. Everything.
7. Love going to Carnivals, Fairs, Renaissance Fairs, etc,.....hate having to pay $3.00 for a beloved churro. :( ---Solution: Drive to T.J. pay nice stranger $1.00, receive paper bag FULL of mini-churros, drive back to America, enjoy churros, yell at guy selling churros for $3.00.
8. Love buying rings, bracelets, necklaces, you name it!.....hate having them turn my skin green as allergic reaction. ---me to body: why can't you understand?!?? I...NO, Girls!...Girls just wanna have fun!!!!
9. Love curling my hair even though it's super duper long and takes on average 2 hours,.....hate finding out that today is going to be a windy or rainy day. grrrrrrrrrrrr. WTH?! seriously?!?! ALL CAPS RAGE!!!!!!!!!
10. Love blogging about things that tickle my fancy or just make me melt inside which I get to share with all you lovely people.....hate chihuahuas. --I know that's random, but I've been living with a pretty gnarly one in my backyard. She's my aunt's dog and her name is Beva (pronounced beh-vah). She's no taller than 1.5 feet, weighs about 6 pounds, has black and white fur, just about barks for everything (including her shadow), and is responsible for that uber sexy thing of a scar on my left calf. Why did she scratch me with her teeny yet vicious claws? I haven't the slightest clue. I was just giving her the daily dosage of kibbles n bits.....talk about being ungrateful am I right? Anywho....I've developed an irrational acute fear of chihuahuas. That's all.
1. Love being complimented on my stilettos,....hate going home to realize my poor footsies are sore and pink.
--deal with it body. you'll just have to evolve to be able to support these 115 pounds.
2. Love seeing little poochies with their oddly cute bug eyes,....hate not being able to take them all home with me. ---If i people can follow me on Facebook why can't I have a hoard of puppies following me? It seems legit.
4. Love that my campus bathrooms are so pretty and even have flowers on the counter tops,....hate that each one has an annoying stall with a huge gap between the door. Creepy perverts! ---(must sit in "the thinker" position...knees together, elbow rest on knee, and hand on chin....just in case.)
5. Love seeing cute chubby babies in all their glory,....hate hearing "Oh can you hold him/her real quick while i go (insert here)?" ----lady, take a good look at me. I'm a scrawny armed, 5' tall, looking trendy nerd/hipster/call it whatever you will... YOU BETTA BE BACK QUICK.
6. Love to paint my nails ALL the time, it makes me feel good. dam good.,......hate realizing i have to shower after and when I'm done my nails look like i tried to scrape the polish off with sandpaper. gross. ---and why is glitter nail polish such a B. to get off?!? Product malfunction? NO. the glitter flakes just love you. Everything is better with glitter added. Everything.
7. Love going to Carnivals, Fairs, Renaissance Fairs, etc,.....hate having to pay $3.00 for a beloved churro. :( ---Solution: Drive to T.J. pay nice stranger $1.00, receive paper bag FULL of mini-churros, drive back to America, enjoy churros, yell at guy selling churros for $3.00.
8. Love buying rings, bracelets, necklaces, you name it!.....hate having them turn my skin green as allergic reaction. ---me to body: why can't you understand?!?? I...NO, Girls!...Girls just wanna have fun!!!!
9. Love curling my hair even though it's super duper long and takes on average 2 hours,.....hate finding out that today is going to be a windy or rainy day. grrrrrrrrrrrr. WTH?! seriously?!?! ALL CAPS RAGE!!!!!!!!!
10. Love blogging about things that tickle my fancy or just make me melt inside which I get to share with all you lovely people.....hate chihuahuas. --I know that's random, but I've been living with a pretty gnarly one in my backyard. She's my aunt's dog and her name is Beva (pronounced beh-vah). She's no taller than 1.5 feet, weighs about 6 pounds, has black and white fur, just about barks for everything (including her shadow), and is responsible for that uber sexy thing of a scar on my left calf. Why did she scratch me with her teeny yet vicious claws? I haven't the slightest clue. I was just giving her the daily dosage of kibbles n bits.....talk about being ungrateful am I right? Anywho....I've developed an irrational acute fear of chihuahuas. That's all.
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